Someone is Looking for a Party Midget on Craigslist

So I guess Craigslist is a place where people in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina can try to find little people to be a golf caddy for their bachelor’s party. Here is the original text from the ad:

In Need of Party Midget For Golf Caddy / Bachelor Party (Myrtle Beach)

I am in need of an energetic fun filled little person (midget).Duties include but are not limited to:
-Carrying my Rodney Dangerfield sized golf bag (I suggest dragging it as it may be bigger than you)
-Clapping and cheering me on even if I suck
-Supplying beers to only me (you may give beers to other patrons so long as they tip you)
-Stealing the golf balls of my competition (I suggest hiding in the woods and taking their drive shots as you should be far enough out and small enough that they do not see you)



Please keep in mind I will be on a golf cart, so you will be expected to keep up during the course of play. I suggest you hire some sort of miniature pony so that you stay with the group.

Pay can be negotiated and I will supply you with endless amounts of booze and beer and 1 hot dog. I will not be providing transportation to and from the golf course and am not responsible if you can not handle your alcohol. Serious inquiries only.

  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Screenshot of the ad (in case it gets flagged and deleted)

craigslist party midget ad myrtle beach

So I’m guessing this ad is looking for a little person that can help this guy’s bachelor party somewhat reflect Caddy Shack. It’s been awhile since I’ve seen the movie, but I know a gopher steals the golf balls and Rodney Dangerfield is in it.

Miniature Pony?

However, the suggestion that the little person hires a small pony to help him travel around the golf course is puzzling.

  • Why would the mini caddy have to hire the pony?
  • Shouldn’t that be the job of the soon-to-be-married man?

The endless supply of booze sounds like a great perk for the gig, but only one hot dog is being offered? What a cheap bastard!

Lets hope this guy gets his serious inquiry.

tyrion lannister gif drinking wine

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