Best of the Best of Craigslist Funny Ads

Most of my website is about selling on Craigslist, but there are some great areas of CL that can be very entertaining. The funniest area is the best-of-craigslist. Below are a few of my favorite recent hilarious posts.

1. Horse in a hotel

Hi. My friend would really like to meet the person who snuck this horse into a hotel. Was it you? Was it your friend? Let me know if you have any info!

craigslist horse hotel

Here is the full picture of the horse in a hotel. Awesome:

horse in hotel

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Free mug to “Fred”

Large glass mug with “Fred” etched into it. Free to anybody named Fred. Photo identification is required.

craigslist free fred mug

Full Fred mug photo:

fred mug

 

3. Possibly in Need of Exorcist

So my boyfriend is buying a house on Wednesday. An old house. Built in the ’40s. And I firmly believe it’s haunted. Like ghosts and shit just flying out of the walls. So in the event we walk in there and find out there’s some Omen-level shit going down, I need to have the number of a good exorcist. References required.

craigslist exorcist

I had to read this next one a few times to figure out what the hell was going on. Sounds like a very romantic missed connection:

4. You may of been my true-love-prince! – w4m

I, was wearing purple polka-dotted crotchless panties, yellow fuzzy tap dancing shoes and rainbow knee-high socks with swirly peace signs. On my tits, I had disco pasties. I have sicc multi-colored dreads.

You, had a green goatee, and no pants. A cow patterned blazer, No shirt. Sicc tatts.

I saw you hula’n on the multi-colored flying dragon art-car as I was riding my TIGHT cruzer thru da sicc playa dust.

We made eye-contact and never saw each again! Hope the universe brings us together. Namaste.

P.s. my name is Raven.

p.p.s we saw each other at burning man.

craigslist missed connections w4m

Here is the last of my favorite recent best-of-craigslist posts. A shrine to Morrissey. Really…

5. Morrissey shrine

My unemployment benefits ran out and I have to downsize, so I won’t be able to take the shrine with me. No more reeling around the fountain, indeed. Comes from a home where smoking was previously allowed and 2 cats lived but they both died this summer. And I might as well tell you that I had to exchange all the stuff my ex-fiancee and I had at each other’s places this morning, since he ended our relationship just as things were looking most grim for me, so I might be sobbing when you come by.

craigslist morrissey shrine

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And here is the full photo of this woman’s Morrissey shrine. I can’t believe her fiancee ended their relationship…

morrissey shrine

 

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